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Bathroom By month

I could be romantic and say this is where the journey takes place, something about me being a passenger on this wild ride. But, lest we forget, I’m keeping a running log of bathrooms that I use (huh-huh, “log”) and unless you’re nailing a bridesmaid in a banquet hall bathroom, there’s nothing romantic about what I’m doing. And, come to think of it, nothing romantic about bridesmaids either.

Sub-point: I don’t double up on bathrooms. The photos here are bathrooms that are new to me since I began this. That way, you don’t have to wade through page after page of my home can, but instead can focus on what excites me most: the new.

Sub-sub-point: If a bathroom has changed substantially — refurbished, new owners, girlfriend moved out — then I consider it a new bathroom because its personality has changed and, thus, deserves a second look. Also, it's fun to see how they change and compare them and see the differences side by side.

- 2012 -

  - May -  

 
May 7, 2012 Lulu Belle's " It's like this bathroom is inside a glass of orange juice. " M  
 
 
May 5, 2012 Parking Lot — Greenview and Barry " I don't know why I just didn't use my bathroom at home. This is only a four-minute drive away. " M  
 
 
May 5, 2012 Home " The Yankees are creeping their way back into my bathroom. What's up, Jeter?! " M  
 
 
May 3, 2012 Oakwood — Crystal City — Locker Room " This would be the place to escape for any post-Chipotle emergencies. " M  
 
 
May 3, 2012 United Airlines Flight 612 " I couldn't even move my right arm as it was pinned beneath this carbon-blob's left-side back-fat. " M  
 
 
May 2, 2012 Wok n Roll " The proximity of the urinal to the sink was more than a little disconcerting. With even a moderately decent stream, you could whiz in the sink no problem. " M  
 
 
May 2, 2012 Tiffany's Tavern " The red brick is similar to the brick sidewalks outside. Coincidence? I hope not. " M  
 
 
May 2, 2012 Murphy's " And then, for those feeling the depressing effects of the liters of alcohol being consumed, someone wants you to know that 'You're a good person. Don't forget.' " M  
 
 
May 1, 2012 Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport — Gates 23-34 " I'd rather have the semi-/pseudo-privacy of the airport stall. " M  
 
 
May 1, 2012 Oakwood — Crystal City — Rm. 207 " ...the master bathroom, where I spent most of my urinary time. " M  
 
 
May 1, 2012 Oakwood — Crystal City — Rm. 206 " Febreeze is key. You can only imagine what a Chipotle lunch could do to coworkers' conceptions of each other. " M  
 
 
May 1, 2012 King Street Blues — Crystal City " Nothing says 'I guarantee' quite like an arty depiction of a brass horn. " M  
 
 
May 1, 2012 Morton's — Crystal City " They look like brochures for dog food or something. Why else would they have a bone for logo? " M  
 

  - April -  

 
April 25, 2012 Sound Space " Everyone does it in the privacy of their own jam room. " M  
 
 
April 18, 2012 Z'Tejas " Management's attempt to shove the thin theme of their enterprise down your throat. " M  
 
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